Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"

Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking

Q : Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........

Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.

Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.

Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.

Q: How do you measure their intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear

Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy'

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard on the news that over 90% of accidents occur at the home?
A: She moved.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of Sixty?
A: A blonde parade.

Q: Why did the blonde call the job centre?
A: She wanted to find out how to cook food stamps.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces.
A: "Oh, only Six I think - I'd never manage to eat all 12 pieces."

Q: What do you call a Smart blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever.

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-Air.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Cos sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: Both are completely empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have?
A: The one that never misses a period.

Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!".

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Duke only 'had' Ten Thousand men